Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill candy? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing our "Eat a Bag of Dicks" Banana Cream Pie flavoured hard candy, handmade in our cozy 350 square foot store in Calgary, Alberta. This isn't your average candy. We've infused our candy with a healthy dose of humour, making it the perfect gift for those special people in your life that you either love or hate. Whether you're looking for a cheeky way to insult someone, or you just want to give them a good laugh, we've got you covered.
 
But don't let the name fool you - this candy is also delicious. We use only the finest ingredients to ensure that each bite is as sweet as the last. And with a shelf life of a year, you can savour our candy all year long (as long as it is kept cool and dry). So why settle for boring candy when you can have something that's both tasty and hilarious? Order our "Eat a Bag of Dicks" candy today, we guarantee you will love them!